The Cutest “Rude Teacups” to Make your Day

Published on December 12th, 2017 at 9:54 AM by Tania Fazzina / Henri Brillon | Updated on September 25th, 2024 at 9:45 PM

Who knew “rude teacups” are a thing?

These horrendous, passive-aggressive (well… maybe more aggressive than passive) pieces of cutlery are hilarious! Enough to make anyone’s day. These awesome creations are the work of Melissa Johnson, who goes by the name of @misshavishamscuriosities on Instagram.

Honesty is the best policy, no? Tell that special someone how you feel this holiday season with our #insultteacups Food safe and washable. They might throw it at you but we can’t be held responsible for that. . . . . #thegiftthatkeepsongiving #ihopeyouchoke #insults #misshavishamscuriosities #holidayseason #holidays #frienemy

A post shared by Melissa Johnson (@misshavishamscuriosities) on Nov 10, 2017 at 3:37pm PST

Haters: they’ve been around since before Shakespeare. They won’t go away until you curse them, dear. Enjoy your weekend! . . . . #apoxonthee #shakespeare #misshavishamscuriosities #haters #curse #pox #insultcups #insultteacups #blackrose

A post shared by Melissa Johnson (@misshavishamscuriosities) on Nov 17, 2017 at 1:10pm PST

Never say I didn’t warn you. #insultcups for the lady who speaks her mind. These are food safe despite it all. . . . . #misshavishamscuriosities #insultteacups #icouldpoisonyou #atyourownrisk #drinkup #youfeelfine

A post shared by Melissa Johnson (@misshavishamscuriosities) on Nov 26, 2017 at 1:01pm PST

But WE like you. @bethcorrell telling it like it is with our #insultcups . We love seeing our teacups doing their job! Show us your teacups! . . . #noonelikesyou #misshavishamscuriosities #alittlebirdtoldme #insult #becauseyoureyou

A post shared by Melissa Johnson (@misshavishamscuriosities) on Nov 29, 2017 at 9:11am PST

All my ladies lined up to do my dark bidding. . . . . . #witchesofinstagram #witchcraft #misshavishamscuriosities #misshavisham #witchcup #witches #salemcalling #holidayorders

A post shared by Melissa Johnson (@misshavishamscuriosities) on Dec 8, 2017 at 6:38am PST

Yaaaaas. #edwardianball #misshavishamscuriosities #womensmarch

A post shared by Melissa Johnson (@misshavishamscuriosities) on Jan 21, 2017 at 9:49am PST

Valentine's Day is just around the corner. Here's a glimpse of what we will be debuting tonight at the #edwardianball. A limited number will be available online next week. Several pet names available. #valentinesgift #insultcups #significantother #itscomplicated #misshavishamscuriosities

A post shared by Melissa Johnson (@misshavishamscuriosities) on Jan 20, 2017 at 10:13am PST

Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. Get your own dose of the truth at www.misshavishamscuriosities.com. #misshavishamscuriosities #insultcups #icouldpoisonyou #wehateyourbaby #youaretedious

A post shared by Melissa Johnson (@misshavishamscuriosities) on Feb 5, 2017 at 7:44am PST

Insults for dayzzzzzz. #edwardianball2017 #insultcups #edwardgorey #misshavishamscuriosities #ladieswhospeaktheirmind

A post shared by Melissa Johnson (@misshavishamscuriosities) on Feb 12, 2017 at 1:52pm PST

Valentine's Day cups are now up on our site. Limited run! Vintage pink or this lovely rose pattern. When Hallmark just doesn't express "it's complicated," we do. Find yours at www.misshavishamscuriosities.com. #valentines #taintedlove #bitter #itscomplicated #misshavishamscuriosities

A post shared by Melissa Johnson (@misshavishamscuriosities) on Jan 27, 2017 at 8:03am PST

Sold the fuck out. More coming, fear not. Stay nasty, ladies. #womensmarch #misshavishamscuriosities #edwardianball

A post shared by Melissa Johnson (@misshavishamscuriosities) on Jan 21, 2017 at 9:55am PST